Some call it “me time,” others call it damage control.
Either way, this retro throw cushion from the Unhinged Collection is your stylish reminder that peace and quiet aren’t optional — they’re a public service.
Featuring the unapologetic quote “My Alone Time Is for Everyone’s Safety” in bold vintage lettering, this cushion brings the perfect mix of humor and attitude to your space. It’s the ideal companion for your sofa, reading nook, or personal isolation zone (a.k.a. your safe space from nonsense).
Soft, sassy, and slightly dangerous — just how we like it.
🎨 Style & Collection:
Part of the Unhinged Collection — where chaotic honesty meets vintage aesthetic. Perfect for anyone living their best “mentally stable (ish)” life.
Pair it with your other favourites:
“I Wish Being a Bitch Paid the Bills”
“I’m Not Always a Bitch, Sometimes I’m Asleep”
🎁 Perfect For:
✔ Introverts with boundaries and bite
✔ Work-from-home warriors
✔ Anyone who values peace over people
✔ Gifting your emotionally drained bestie
“My Alone Time Is for Everyone’s Safety” Retro Throw Cushion
Material: 100% unbleached cotton canvas.
Self colour concealed zip.
🧼 Care Instructions:
•Machine wash cold, gentle cycle
•Do not bleach
•Air dry or tumble dry low
•Iron on reverse side if needed
Sewn and printed in the UK.
Weight: 305 gsm
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Subject to a 3 - 5 working day lead time before being shipped.
Parcels are shipped via Royal Mail Tracked with an estimate of 1 - 3 days.
Once shipped you will receive a tracking number.
