Welcome to your villain era of interior design.
The Unhinged Collection Cushion Trio includes all three of our bestselling retro designs — each one a perfect mix of sarcasm, sass, and self-awareness. Whether you’re decorating your bedroom, sofa, or emotional support corner, these cushions deliver major attitude with a soft landing.
Each quote captures a different chaotic energy:
🩷 “I’m Not Always a Bitch, Sometimes I’m Asleep”
For the exhausted queens who deserve a nap more than world peace.
🧡 “I Wish Being a Bitch Paid the Bills”
Because emotional labour should come with a salary.
💛 “My Alone Time Is for Everyone’s Safety”
Not anti-social — just self-preserving.
Perfect for gifting, self-gifting, or elevating your space from cute to chaotically iconic.
Style & Collection:
Part of the Unhinged Collection — where sarcasm meets self-care and the décor tells your story louder than you do.
These cushions are designed to look cohesive as a set — giving your space that “I’m fun, but don’t test me” energy.
🎁 Perfect For:
✔ The chaotic friend with elite taste
✔ Work-from-home queens with boundary issues
✔ Living rooms, offices, or bedrooms that need a personality upgrade
✔ Anyone who decorates with humour and zero apologies
💰 Bundle Perks:
Save when you buy the full trio versus individual cushions. Because being unhinged and financially responsible? Iconic.