Ready to serve chaos with a side of sarcasm? The Unhinged in the Kitchen bundle is your ultimate weapon for cutting through expectations, cleaning up the mess (with attitude), and looking damn good while doing it. Whether you’re flipping pancakes or flipping off unsolicited opinions, this bundle was made for those who like their kitchenware with a bit of bite.
✨ What’s Inside:
🍽️ Unhinged Glass Cutting Board –
Slice, dice, and don’t think twice. This bold board sets the tone: you’re not here to play nice.
🧼 “Tell Me to Smile One More Time” Dish Towel –
Because nothing dries dishes (or attitudes) faster than a threat with flair.
👩‍🍳 “Kill Them with Kindness” Retro Apron –
Vintage vibes meet villain energy. Tie it up and cook like the heartbreaker you are.
🧲 “My Middle Finger Salutes You” Fridge Magnet –
For every time you open the fridge and remember you’re not here to people please.
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💅 Who’s It For?
This bundle is perfect for the unbothered, the outspoken, the chaotic-good energy in human form. Makes a killer gift for your favorite badass, or just a well-deserved treat for yourself.
💥 Bonus: May cause passive-aggressive relatives to back out of dinner plans. You’re welcome.